Tiger Dayum Woods!!

 

Seriously! You sleep with like all these women and didn’t think to get someone to hold it down just in case you get caught….these chicks coming out the woodwork(no pun intended) and you can’t calm them down…for a Stanford grad you sure are dumb.

Now look I don’t condone cheating…never have never will but at the same time if you know you got a wild side to you then don’t get married and DON’T have kids until you are READY to settle down! Okay! I mean Tiger is very young and has a hell of a lot of money….I mean it really don’t matter what he does in his private life…if he can still play golf then fine. We know him for golfing…really the world is going crazy over a golfer! Kind of funny! LOL.

All in all I am sorry for his family. It seems like this will sting his children forever but if he can learn from his mistakes and move on then he will be all right.

Saying Goodbye to the Past…

Saying Goodbye has never been an easy thing to do but sometimes you know you need to do it but you delay in the process. In my life I have had to say Goodbye to a lot of people and most of the time it was easy and then you get those people who are hard to breakaway from….they have been such an intrigual part of your life that it hurts to ripe them away from you but you know you have to do it. It must be done to preserve  your mind & soul. I have been doing this a lot lately with several people and it is not easy. Sometimes it easy to confront the person like you know big dueces but then their are other times when you don’t have time for all that! You just like listen dude it is time to go! In a non-talking, cold shoulder type of way. lol. Their is really no easy way of being clear with your needs…but I pray that it will get better as time progress’. Realizing that things are really over and done with some people is tripping me out to say the least…eventhough I initiated it. I sometimes second guess myself and my needs…I know some of you guys/gals/dogs & cats feel me! Well just like Boys to Men said “It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday…eeeeeeee” LOL.

 

Evil E Signing Out!!

 

Dear TMZ..

Dear TMZ, you are hilarious to me. Every single day you have something new to say. And yeah some may be lame and some should be thrown away but at the end of the day I would watch TMZ everyday! Well at least halfway. My dude Harry Levin,

yeah  he is divine but he is a waste of time. He should spend his last dime and try to by some real air time and be a celeb one time.

That blonde headed boy don’t need his name. He is the funniest I say, the heavy set boy that looks like a circle, yeah his hair doo reminds me or urkel. And the blonde headed chick with the stick she looks like Peter pan on the sort flick. And the two black people on the show..

oh there is two black people on the show???

Well last but not least the head and major geek the blonde dude with the pixie cut that always stares at the celebrities butts!  Yes I love TMZ and if it were up to me I would give you a million bucks! TMZ rocks! Yes!

P.s. Harry Levin I just kidding!

Sammy Sosa…

So I am sitting here reading this Sammy Sosa mess and I am really disturbed by it. I thought he was a handsome man with his regular skin color but he obviously didn’t think so…I am kinda disturbed by his lack of self esteem the lack of encouragement and uplifting his wife didn’t show him…I mean I would have told him he was beautiful everyday.Even if he didn’t believe me..Now he looks like casper’s cousin jasper..

this is such a shame.

I am a lightskinned girl but I would love to have beautiul dark skin like Gabriel Union. I think dark skin color is beautiful.

I mean skin like that just glistens! My skin needs bacon grease, crisco and sparkles to even match that! But I don’t try to go and get darker. I just work what I have and if I happen to get a tan then hey it don’t make or break me.

Sammy you have to do better.

You clearly just disrepected your parents, country and your fans. Get it together! Sammy Davis Jr. agrees with me!

A Long Hiatus

I know I know! WTH was wrong with me… I didn’t run out of ideas but I have a need to be fresh fun and exciting and I wasn’t…at least I didn’t think I was but I am Back! With a vengence. I am back so hard you gonna think I invented blogs! LOL!

 

 

Covergirl???

 

Ellen Degeneras is the new face of Covergirl!!!…WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!

 

The commercial –

Before I expand let me explain for those who don’t know…

Covergirl is a cosmetic line company that has FASHION MODELS and  celebrities who wear makeup advertise their products…

So let’s focus on Ellen Degeneres…

Ellen is a comedian, who used to have her own show and now is a famous for her talkshow, hosting and dancing.

Now nowhere in this description would I depict Ellen as a fashion model and sure as hell not a covergirl!! Let’s focus on the company Covergirl for a moment…it is a cosmetic company and Ellen wears hardly any makeup EVER!!… and if she does the most she wears is Coverup, foundation and some blush and maybe some lipgloss but hell it may be vaseline cuz  I can’t tell the difference!…so now the most Covergirl can get is an increase of cover-up and foundation sales…I sure ain’t gonna see that commercial and think of mascara or fake eyelashes. LOL.

I would have put her as the face of Steve Harvey Suits or something…

 

See! Now that would be a better fit!!! Tight right…

Or even converse shoes!!

But seriously Covergirl…I am so offended! That is like having Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen as the new faces of Jenny Craig!… Pure ridiculafoolishiclemess!!!

 

Evil E

 

In cognito

Sorry y’all for being incognito on you guys.  I had writer’s block. Imma have to get it together I know. Well now that I am free from my condition let me let the good times roll! I had my girl TLC write a piece on this blog and I hope you enjoyed it. Some more great posts will come from her soon enough. Ok let me get to writing! Thanks for sticking with me .

 

Evil E

THE TLC by THE TLC

 

Q. Are you more attracted to people who treat you badly rather then to people who treat you with kindness and respect?

 

In light of all the media speculation surrounding Rihanna and Chris Brown, I found myself trying to understand her choice in going back to a man who hit her. Instantly I wanted to blame Chris for hitting Rihanna and couldn’t fathom her return to a man who used his hands to make her bleed.

 

Today however my point of view changed slightly when I looked into my own life and realized that I can’t pass judgment on the situation since I believe globally many of us are living and breathing in an abusive psychosis in our everyday lives and sometimes many of us do not even realize it because our normalcy is dysfunction.

 

Today I faced a very interesting scenario. I am in a room with two people that are assisting me. One is stern, authoritative, sarcastic and slightly rude while the other one is nice and sweet. When I first started I worked with the person who was nice and sweet but today was my first workout with the authoritative and sarcastic physical therapist.

 

I remember thinking during the session that this was a great workout because I don’t need all that fuzzy and warm stuff I got from my first trainer. I just wanted to get to the point of what I have to do so I can get out of here. When I left the session I wanted to ask the scheduler to schedule me to work with the “stern and slightly rude” person again rather than the nice “warm and fuzzy” physical therapist. Why was that? Hmmm. That was a very interesting revelation which inspired me to want to write this blog.

 

Are you more attracted to people who treat you badly? Are you totally turned off by niceness? Do you see rudeness as being a more “authentic” personality trait while being nice as being more “inauthentic” one? It’s a question I am asking myself as I examine my current and past relationships so I can learn to not be so drawn to the negative rather than the positive.

 

So today take the time to review these questions and observe the relationships that you are currently in. It might help you to avoid your own personality traits that lead you into negative relationships rather than those that lift you up and encourage you. Just remember like always attracts like.

 

 THE TLC

 

E Love’s the Kid’s BUT…

I got to keep it real. I mean seriously… I love kids. So before I say what I have to say don’t get me wrong I understand safety and everything but this is just too much… What am I talking about? I am talking about the school bus…

 

Look… I need to get to where I need to get to… and I understand we got to get kids to school but it is getting too much. Every corner I turn there is a bus and there are TONS of kids in a line getting on the bus… the ones by my way are ludicrous. What happened to the quick bus pickups.  And I would be cool if it were only one…but it is several… Several… You know what several does when you are trying to drive to wherever…you become ’several’ minutes late! I know I am not alone in this…I may be the only one to say it. I can’t wait till all those kids are at home this summer. So a sista can be on her merry little way. Hallelujah.  Yeah I said it…but I still love the kids

 

…just not the schoolbus that picks up the kids!

 

Hate on me if you want to…

Evil E

Don’t Write The Book Until You Have Taken Good Look…

Ok why is it that people write these self help books when they themselves aren’t taking their own advice!! I hate when people do that. To me it is just a waste of time…what makes me more mad is that people buy these books and make them best sellers..which leads me to believe that people hope first and think later…People go full steam ahead and believe in what the person is writing about even when they have no merit…as you know on the Evil E Show I am going to give you some examples…so here we go

1. Dr. Phil

 

Ok Seriously! Dr. Phil is FAT and he is telling ME how to lose weight…does anyone else see a problem here? I know, I know. you see that he has “Dr.” in front of his name so that means he must know what he is talking about…WRONG!!  Unless he used to be 400lbs and slimmed down then he has no merit. Cuz last time I checked brother had a double chin! Rule of thumb..if you don’t see the author taking his own advice than don’t listen to him…

until Dr. Phil looks like this

I ain’t buying his book!! Okay…

2.  Dr. Atkins.

  Ok people…  I know some of you like your meats and stuff but listen…this man had a history of heart failure from his OWN DIET…need I say more…people we got to follow the rule because you just end up wasting your money…

3. Babyface & Lionel Richie

Now they both never wrote a book per se but they have  written some of the best love songs known today… but these brothers couldn’t keep their marriage together… guess Babyface couldn’t take out the whip appeal.. I still love both of y’all but I’m keeping my money! Okay!!

4. Oprah

Oprah, Oprah, Oprah…now you know I loves you!! But we got to talk… You tell me about living my best life ever but you declared that you are depressed…How am I supposed to take advice from a depressed person? That is like me getting a prescription from a suicidal person…it’s dangerous! Now I know you have the best intentions but I ain’t buying a DAYUM thing until you get your stuff together…Luvs ya..call me!

So people I can go on and on but the point of the matter is when someone contradicts themself and writes a book that does not mirror their personal life…ignore it…don’t even go there…don’t fall for the hyprocrisy..save your money..you will be happy you did!

Evil E